Time for my obligatory “I hate finals” post…

…But I’m so braindead from analyzing eight poems in a row that I can’t think of anything cleverer than “d;lajkf;sldjc, screw finals.” Honestly though, I’m currently despising William Wordsworth. The other poems were at least meaningful, so all I had to do was summon my emotional side and I was able to jot down notes for them. But no, Wordsworth decided to ramble on for three pages about his love for Tintern Abbey. Ok we get it, Will. If we wanted to know about the cottage-grounds and orchard-tufts so badly, we would have gone to fucking Tintern Abbey. I’ll bet you ten dollars that Willy was a prick back when he was alive. The name Wordsworth obviously went to his head early on, so he decided to write tedious amounts of poetry in paragraph poem to show up the normal poets who spared their readers’ attention spans by writing sonnets. What a tool. I’d bet that William Blake hated his guts, but I’m too braindead to research whether that wager is chronologically accurate. Oh, well. Time for math.

The Pacers beat the Heat by 19, so I watched SportsCenter yesterday…

I’d been avoiding the self-proclaimed “worldwide leader” for about a year. I’ve been getting my sports fill through other sources like local media and the specific sports networks. I wanted to see how this bullshit network would handle a real, superstar-less team whipping their precious Heatles. 

As I would have guessed, the highlights showed two Pacers plays and six different camera angles of Dwyane Wade arguing with Erik Spoelstra. 

Thank you ESPN, for re-affirming my passionate hatred for your coverage. I’ll proceed back to TNT where I can watch people who actually know what they’re talking about.

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Chris Fucking Paul

I used to feel sad when I saw these, but not any more because I was actually there.

I used to feel sad when I saw these, but not any more because I was actually there.

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I finally got to see Cage the Elephant live last night.

I feel like I’ve changed. I’ve never witnessed that good of a live performance by anyone. It was so amazing. And I got to touch Matt Shultz’s shoe. One of the greatest nights of my life.

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Damn it, Lakers won the Pacific division. That means the Clippers are playing Memphis in the first round

Now this would have been an amazing backcourt.

Now this would have been an amazing backcourt.

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obeythesystem: Being a Pistons fan this makes me proud! #Pistons #Cavs (Taken with instagram) Highlight of the season. Not a good year, but such an improvement from before that you have to be excited for the future.

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Being a Pistons fan this makes me proud! #Pistons #Cavs (Taken with instagram)

Highlight of the season. Not a good year, but such an improvement from before that you have to be excited for the future.

thewhlgnx: #Detail #Detroit #Pistons (Taken with instagram) Ah, the teal era.

thewhlgnx:

#Detail #Detroit #Pistons (Taken with instagram)

Ah, the teal era.

Pistons completely annihilated the Cavaliers 116-77…39 point blowout!

Brandon Knight with 28 points and seven assists…really nothing more to be said other than best freakin’ win of the season.

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